I'm so bored without videogames and I need a day or two to recharge my penis for gooning. Should I buy two dollars worth of tiny goldfish and dump them in the local pond for fun? Maybe they'll thrive, reproduce and colonize the entire pond.
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Should I delete all my gaming save files and quit cold turkey? I want more free time to date and go out but I'm too addicted to videogames to have a social life.
Have you ever fantasied about fucking a family member?
Is there anyone here trying to learn Chinese or Japanese? If so I can help,doing some chatting or so.
这里有人想学中文吗？我可以帮忙，聊聊天之类的。
#28931 R: 683 /
F: 2Eating a days worth of calories across an entire week and I wanna tell everyone!
This is going to be me when I finally grow a huge pair of mommy milkers. Just suckin my massive titty while gooning to hentai.
Please count on me to show you how to behave around normal people.
I keep seeing cute White guys struggle to talk to me even though they have a crush on me. While random black guys aggressively try to rizz and fuck me without any hesitation. What causes White guys to act shy around girls while black guys act the opposite?
Have you ever eaten ass or gotten your ass eaten? Sometime I wonder what it would feel like to have my ass eaten by a cute guy. I don't think I would ever eat a guy's ass unless he was a feminine twink or maybe a cute trans girl.
threeeeeeeeeeee liters of aobahole thats uhh something something oz c:
Do you care if people use your preferred pronouns? I like when my coworkers accidentally use female pronouns with talking about me only to notice afterwards and feel embarrassed. It's like they subconsciously see me as a girl but don't want to admit it.
Everyything in the modern day was kino
except trixie buying movie plots as a subplot it was kind of whatever and didn't land but eh, it's an ongoing character trait I just don't think it's that interesting
but all of the starcatcher/skywishes stuff was garbage
the fact that the actual plot was damaged when the pedoshit was purged isn't really relevant and the jokes might actually be better except where it's awkward, but it's more just that it's slow and tiresome and uninteresting and repetitive
poopsock/pisssock was kino, long chryssy was kino, mari & glimmer was kino, mane 6 was kino, scoots and belle was kino,the pills joke is up there with the very best parts of DoTS/DoTL and might be the best 10 seconds of tamers content ever with the context in mind
but man did the stuff that dragged drag
golly cameos are great
Thoth is stealing my mail again ;_;
2 different orders of Super Cub parts are lost in the mail.
Would you become someone's boywife if given the opportunity?
i dont think these cats are ever going to get better
SQUISHY2 HOSPITALISED. I REPEAT. SQUISHY2 IS IN HOSPITAL.
where is squsihy2?? did she quit streaming forever? i hope she is doing well, and even if she is gone forevber i wont forget any of the time we spent together
i wanna worship a twink/femboy's body and be teased and loved
make me swoon and i will completely submit to you
happy easter squishy, guests left early so i downed like 6 beers by myself, don't even like this brand and i've been debloating but whatever
Your Fortune: You Do Not Wanna Know
dont think about it too much
There was a fire next to my work and I work at a gas station. I ran over and used a fire extinguisher after calling 911. I'm a submissive bottom and I can't handle these kinds of situations. I need to goon to hentai to calm my nerves.
Have you ever tried a girl's breast milk? I kinda wonder what it tastes like.
I haven't left the house all week due to overwork and fatigue. Where should I go tomorrow to have fun?
#53623 R: 90 /
F: 89 someone PLEASE help me remember how to tenshi
squishy reporting in, i'm finally getting closer to agartha. 2 more weeks and the golden age of man will finally come back
Your Fortune: (Rock) Hard Times Ahead
that squishy guy probably vapes cum carts
Anyone else remember this show?
I love the smell of cum but the taste is kinda mid
What's the end goal of being trans? I lost my sex drive, people only want to fuck me for fetish reasons and nobody wants a long-term relationship with a trans girl. Feels like the only reason I get up in the morning is to take my HRT pills and check if my boobs got bigger.
>caramel topping
Dissolve 2oz sugar in 2oz boiling water, do not stir, swish around the whole saucepan.
Wait until it turns dark down and aromatic, quickly pour it into your pudding mold, it will turn into glass very quickly once cool.
>the pudding
Dissolve 3oz sugar in 16oz milk with a splash of vanilla, take it up to a rolling boil and shut off the heat.
Beat 5 eggs vigorously with a fork or whisk until uniform in texture, do not use an electric mixer or blender, you want an even consistency, blending will introduce air bubbles and destroy the texture.
Slowly pour the hot milk into the egg mixture, while stirring vigorously, if the milk is still boiling hot, the egg will cook and make a shitty omelet.
Strain the final egg and milk mixture as you pour it into your mold, this final step removes the stringy egg proteins, giving you the soft silky texture.
Cover the mold with tinfoil and bake the pudding in a bain-marie for 20-30 minutes on low heat, using high heat will leave you with a thick, chewy, bubbly mess.
Let set for 3 hours in the fridge, serves 2-3.
It takes exactly as long to make a small pudding as it does a big pudding, so I recommend tripling everything! ^^
had a long day of cutting into my cartilage and drinking, pretty sure I passed out for a few minutes since I got extremely lightheaded at some point and thought my hands peeled off while wearing gloves, 5-10 minutes after I stopped I got a huge nosebleed that's still lingering around the whole bath basically, clothes stained and shit, couldn't conceal it to the bathtub alone since it was bleeding too bad. took a long shower and i can still feel the blood stuck in my nose, it seems to have gotten stuck in my throat because i feel this weird, solid soreness around that area. don't know how much of life i have left, but i'm certain it's not going to be good
thanks for reaidng my blog
I wish I was born a girl so I could've fucked and married my best friend in high school. He wasn't gay and I wasn't trans yet or even out of the closet. I was stuck always thinking about him while he dated cis girls. He was having sex at an early age while I was home playing Mass Effect on my xbox 360 trying to ignore my gay thoughts. He moved after high school and I never saw him again. I wonder if he'd fuck me now that I've become a trans girl?
Otokonoko♂ sneaks with his suspicious male-dick into a futanari exclusive beauty salon known for making people go "I'm cummiiiinngh" with their eyes wide open, but they find out he has no pussy so he gets pounded by old man dick until he orgasms so hard he passes out!
Your Fortune: Abandon All Hope
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i use lidocaine to take the pain away does anyoen else do that
how some of you are acting
the Intrnt is so fast Moving n fun n Condense i nvr Thnk i wont Like it more than the "reals life" , intrnt Is like hyperreal . i hope Ftr I pass thy will Lt me post More whrvr I go for longer. real Lifes is good 2,,, n smtimes is Good 4 less condense too.. lot of Fun is there okay finee But i love Internet and Computer and Anime and Posting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why should anyone care about me?
what could I obtain in body, mind, or soul that would be enough
nothing
so no one deserves infinite love?
simply as god, life itself deserves love
drooling, I stare blankly in anguish
death comes and I have the key to freedom but not the strength to pull it off
is my family's death the catalyst destined to kill my fragile temperament
oh how lovely a day I can truly act out my insanity without the stutter of being so anxious
and the plans that can succeed that will shift the worldly perspective
I look down at the malaise, a detriment to the soul's cause
beauty and passion you mute, a fiery personality you call insane
I don't want you to care about what I say
everything you think is nothingness, everything in the universe is ill and corrupt and me especially
again I write to you finding myself utterly devoid of love for myself and you
so here is my heart as it breaks
and nothing scares me anymore in this moment
if hell has to be wrought over myself and my beloved family I do not care anymore
god has created this personhood
and I hate it, fucking hatred for it all
I scorn myself, I am a rotting pig
may I burn in hell
not for my sins
but so that then I may feel the importance of my fucking health and sovereignty
my heart hurts at last
I stare in focus, petrified, a lingering potentiality of sobbing
although it feels like I'm finally feeling alive and with a newfound sensitivity, breathing in my heart, drawing it's energies
drowning not in sorrow but in my new love
staring blankly into my mind
that disgusting feeling of my life
bitter sweetness I am grateful to feel
addicted whore, retarded pig, failure, and my whole family worries
undeserving as innocent as I may seem
I don't like them and I am unfeeling and without ambition often
yet calm and spacious a mind sacrificed
actions should be unconscious
light should be self
They sent me to work in the ghetto and I'm a night shift cashier
candy Apple kind of Saving right hhhhfhfghggfhhhhg
Yes I crawled around the kitchen floor sweeping out the crumbs from under the cabinets and devices.
Yes I could have easily used the dustpan to collect the crumbs and throw them into the trash.
But instead I'd rather sweep all the crumbs into the middle of the floor and force that robot vacuum CLANKER to pick them up for me.
Anyone else go through a chud phase before trooning out? I used to be a /pol/ browsing retard that based my entire personality around race, Hitler and the jewish subversion of the West. Then I realized nobody actually liked me because of my autistic need to redpill everyone. I realized I didn't have an actual personality and used my superiority complex to justify being an awful person. Had gay sex and realized I was just a boyfailure and would be happier living as a girl.
Tonkatsu and katsu turkey
I'm here without you baby
but you're still on my lonely mind
I think I was almost raped today
ignore my really dirty cup
I used to be addicted to isekai animes and porn games as a teen. I think after a while you lose touch with reality and you forgot how to talk to people. You either recover from it, troon out or become a bitter incel in the end.
tranny killer R: 15 /
F: 9 just letting you faggots know, I advertised this site on reddit.
you faggots deserve it.
I drew all of this. Your welcome faggots.[s4s] boys wouldn't even know what to do in this situation
does anyone else eat like me
PSA: armadillos look like they r wearing high heels. thank u kindly for ur attention to this matter.
Hatred toward ignorance and only mine
Tethered by addiction and it adds nothing
My room rots and devices stop working
Cursed story of loveless lowly freedom
And it's hell
Every virtuous thing
I realized and left behind
Truly I'm sorry to exist
And like this I'll grow as much as I can
Tremendous hope
Disgusting unresolved decay
Fruit and fast
And Hypnogogia
But it isn't truth
God is present and unconditionally giving you love and warmth and decadent perspective
And it's now or never
Die
And I can't have nothing else anyway
I'm basically writing this on a napkin
My life falls as me
I have to rewrite my DNA
Or there will be a fate way worse than death
thre's Eternities even in Thse "closed" Sets we make, i'm Sure we'll hv fun Discovring thm~
it's Nt 2 sy u Wont gt Bored still, the Soul is a needy Thing.. but byond That it All Is there Still love , jst Expnd out a littl more n u Will see it too!
live Again,,, I think we r at like a month or somthing Now, i'll hv 2 count thm Smtime..
i realized i'm never getting a job so
should i get piercings like picrel?
a gentle reminder to drink water ♡
I don't really like anal sex and I don't want to get bottom surgery. All I can do is suck dick, frot and give thigh sex. Doubt any guys are willing to settle for just those things.
Sometimes I'm reminded of that one yt video "depicting" "anime induced gender dysphoria" where the dysphoric MC-kun is literally shaving his legs while watching magical girl anime.
imagine being the victim of a brushing scam where chinese drop shippers send you a dozen jiracken uniforms in the mail cus they wanted to write fake reviews but it's ok cus they look good on me, thank u china ur my greatest ally
Your Fortune: Take Extra Precautions
how it feels posting on alt chans
hi im new here
how do i view this in catalog?
:3
also im drinking an energy drink
challenge: put your penis inside of an open window then slam the window close on your penis as hard as you possibly can
Can trannies fuck off with the whole "fetishization" thing? No actually heterosexual man would be willing to date them and bisexuals only do because they're used to the image of having sex with somebody with a dick, the chances of finding a cis person who's into them is very unlikely if you don't succeed through trial and error (which surprise, 99% of trannies haven't ever asked someone out), fetishization is the only thing that's keeping them from dying alone
It's not even that big a deal that they're being "fetishized", do you think women with big boobs cry that they're being fetishized because men like it? FUCK NO, they embrace it and are aware that people can fetishize them while genuinely being interested in a long-term relationship, but trannies are so victimized that they can't possibly comprehend that
going to le stream some 1080Avalanche today when im done with some paperwork for halfwayhouse for mentally ill peoplel
come joint it might be fun @_@
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me after an evil tyrant rulecuck altchan moderator bans me for simply having a good time (i made a few too many posts they dislike)
Being trans is kinda rough. Everyone looks at you in disgust or see you as a joke when you're in public. Your family is embarrassed to be seen with you. Most guys ghost you after sex and even the guys that don't only like you because you're trans. One of the only things keeping me going is knowing other trans people exist. Seeing another trans person in real life or just talking to another trans person online is cathartic to me.
where is magick
how is this site still up with him being gone for so long
her pc has less than 16 cores
Your Fortune: Bad Luck
I've never worn a skirt and shoes at the same time
Anyone else like sharing their food, cigarettes and drinks hoping for an indirect kiss? I used to think it was gross but now I do it whenever I hangout with friends. I let my friend take a sip of my drinks and don't care if our lips touched the same spot. Sometimes it's even kinda cute. I once got a guy flustered when we shared a beer. We took turns taking sips and maybe even tasted eachother's saliva.
What do you put in your burgers? I usually put grilled onion, pickled sliced jalapenos and Colby Jack cheese. Maybe some mayonnaise or thousand island dressing if I have some.
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I have work today and my nipple is still sore after getting pierced. I hope avogadoposter is happy with the suffering he put me through.
Where did you get your HRT from? I got my HRT perscription from Planned Parenthood. They don't require a therapist or doctor's recommendation. I just walked in and walked out with an HRT prescription the same day.
with my head tilted 23.4 degrees, i gazed at the row of houses along the street
and before i knew it, they were dyed a color i had never seen before
Your Fortune: (Rock) Hard Times Ahead
woyld you rather be
high on diazepam 24/7
Or
Numb as fuck fromnall the curable but doable STDs
honestlt it really depends if you're more of a sentimental person and crave hunann interaction but higb on diazepam is pretty mjuch guaranteeed to be a happy life like rwally happy, it also implies no gainage (gainage? is rhis a word) of tolerancd, and even if thsre is you can just up the dose and feel allllllll the same
but with the stds it sort of sucks since you nees to piss in a jar and hand it to the doctors, it'd be nice if thwy had home kits lkks thoss at gome drig twsts
lol when i got out of the pshch ward for ths first timw at like 15 i mept taliing to this gjy ablut cokedince wev'e both sine it ans ahwn i got home ir rutnd out me mom got me like one of those 20pack testing kits but she never evwn usdd rhem lmfao, fot away toll-free and i've been cjikling evwr sincs
##fortume
#Your Fortune: You Do Not Wanna Know
Your Fortune: Abandon All Hope
Your Fortune: (Rock) Hard Times Ahead
##fortuns
Your Fortune: Bad Luck
What kind of piercing should I get tomorrow?
