r u a true christian? do you go to church every sunday or are u a ebil devil worshiper?
Add me on snap miabunny315, miabunny
Im a Ketamin slut
squishy unboxing videos, they scream and tear up the squishy in aggravation if they get a common, they scream and destroy the squishy amidst all the excitement if they get a rare or sparkly one, I really don't get it
##fortubr
I get free food from my local church every week. It's mostly fruit, bread, veggies and random stuff. The church people sometimes look at me funny for being trans but I'm too autistic to care. One time I got a whole box of pomegranates and spent the whole day removing the bitter rind and eating the red juicy bits. It was the first time I ate pomegranate and I fell in love with the fruit ever since.
>squishy isn't a real person take your meds
I think I figured something out about “voting rights.”
Turns out “voting rights” are actually a censorship law. For instance, black people were allowed to vote before the 3/5ths law and the jiggers were used to skew results, which is why the law was created originally. The “right to vote” for them was in actuality a ban on ever saying they should not be allowed to vote. Same with women’s suffrage as well as interracial marriage. Interracial marriage was never banned in America, it was only a right for certain people who could actually read to refuse it, which was then removed. Women’s suffrage likely deleted entire movements throughout history of recorded women’s votes, as the idea that a nigger was voting and not a whore is pretty thin.
Every single “rights” law is a censorship law
This is literally just a gambling substitute now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jogo_do_bicho
It ironically doesn’t even change much from the actual gambling game. It’s funny that they went from producing top-of-the-line entertainment to shit like Pokopia which is hideous and like two hours long. The game thirty years prior was fucking 40-60, if you actually played it. Pokemon fans had nothing to cling to so this evolution of the fanbase into gambling addicts makes a lot of sense. Maybe it will benefit you finally, financially, if not in entertainment or actual value. All we have to do is rob children of their limited cards and sweat over the resale for less than minimum wage per hour.
I had a guy approach me once and offer to just pay me 100$ to buy him a box set because he was going to flip it for 200$ but hit his limit at the store. I turned him down because I’m not a greedy jobless retard, but it’s amazing that Pokemon used to reference video games and now references a perceived investment. No one talks about actual games with random people, no one trades Pokemon, they just hope the stock option pays off this time.
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>Step 1:
Get behind the register
>Step 2:
Push the button that says "Safe Drop" on the touch screen. That will open the cash register but don't expect more than fifty dollars.
How to get extra cash:
>Step 1:
Find the touch screen safe. It's next to the cash register.
>Step 2:
Push the button that says "Vent Tube".
>Step 3:
The safe will ask you for a 4 digit password. Sometimes the password is written next to the safe but if it isn't you can guess. It's usually the same four numbers like "1111" or "9999".
>Step 4
Push the $20 option and you'll get $60 - $80 dollars dropped in a plastic roll on the bottom.
Are you cute because you're a bunny or are you a bunny because you are cute?
Your Fortune: Bad Luck
why are my youtube recommendations like this? i'm a straight man...
A female friend of mine made fun of me for only having one of my nipples pierced. Should I get the second nipple pierced too so I have a matching pair?
today i had a dream i was uhh i think in my old high school and one of my classmates killed me with a pencil because they thought i was a faggot :<
someone plz explain the significance of this dream
i noticed They haven't gave me one Yet see like You put that There there and then No good is it Bugged how am i Spssd 2 sleep like why Not evens ee That r thy stupid R thjy dumb i Wanna go around and around but is sad cus see its doesn't Help yoy Know like is not even workinggg
What's are your favorite foods? I love sushi, kimbap and lasagna.
This is CHarles Neel telling you faggot trannies, I killed January Lupez and NOTHING you can do about it.
Just my weekly "january lupez is dead".
Repeat in your head til you get a headache "january is your dead".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKW_d4G7lcw
reminder YOU cannot threaten me because I killed January Lupez, in self defence. you cannot slander me or make things up. that is defamation and assassination of character.
Reminder I am smarter than all of you (photographic memory).
good night goys.Dead nigger site, go to an alive site today
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#38891 R: 84 /
F: 103hapyy nwe year~
in case you wonder why ai companies need all the ram and electricity
Everyone found out I was trans at my new job after three weeks of rumors and gossip. All the customers that tried to rizz me on my first week now avoid eye contact and don't talk to me.
be my therapist...
i want feminize
im no afraid of being sterile
I dont think i ever thought fully I am girl inside
but iz all I ever think about.. be girl
I dont know
I kinda prefer feminine energy like angelic and anime idealistic energy or I suppose the irl counterpart is japanese girls or cute and nice e-girls
it worries me because Idk how much I truly have it inside me
maybe im just a boy but I always have feel I wanna change but idk how much I'm willing to shift when people around me
it doesn't change the fact I wanna go through with feminzarion
I like the idea that I can give it a shot and stop before permanent changes
im learning at least identity fully as female for 6 months, i havent
i just don't wanna wait, I'm almost 25
im willing to lie
im willing to do it illegally
im so distraught because I feel i thought it through enough!
It could be that I'm a crossdresser and genderfluid person and I shouldn't transition
I feel like no matter what I do
I'll always feel in my head that I'm just an imposter who isn't trans
the extent that I want it is important ik...
do I want hormones so I can be licentious and not be just a man in a dress? idk
mayybe at some point I started programming myself to think I want a full girl lifestyle for some reason.
maybe the sissy hypno was the spark and then i assumed i should keep going.
in my childhood i started as a crossdresser and didn't think about if I had the wrong body much
i didnt feel attracted to anyone, slowly the penetration happened and I wasn't even associating it with men, then I did do that and it felt like men were a kink and not truly my attraction like a women would feel. I suppose now if I meet a levelheaded person who isn't a narcissist I would love them until I die. My mind is so null, I don't understand it, I don't even wanna be gay, the thought destroys me...
I hope I just die soon
this is hell
I don't want this life
I dont understand whats in my head
I didnt even definitively realize I was probably gay until after highschool...
I don't feel attracted to bodies other than being horny at the thought of a girl's body being my body...
If I can be cute I don't care who I date.
I think I loved a person and they were a femboy who was wholesome and basically helped me feel smol and they seemed angelic so I loved that...
wasn't a very male energy and not fully female energy although it was a distinct nice and logical energy...
I suppose thats what I am attracted too...
cuz girls seem just too much and they want the exact thing i want so how doues that work out?
what do squishy?
As your maid prepares your morning coffee, a vast volume and variety of magnificent chemical reactions are occuring within her body to bully her aching prostate into releasing her warm, nutritious boymilk!
All the yuri slop I've been consuming makes me want to try being a lesbian but I don't know how to do it. Do I just finger a girl's vagina until they cum? I don't want to eat pussy and I don't want to use my smol feminine penis for sex. I even found a dating site for lesbians, asexual people and trans girls that I could try out.
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Have you ever actually seen a boymoder in irl?
Your Fortune: Abandon All Hope
i found these oranges on the concrete when i was walking with squishy and i decided to make some juice out of them
i dont want this anymore u can have it someone gave this to me as a gift on discord
if squishy was turned into a soup how many people would he feed?
i almost finished an entire pizza today (one slice left) and now i feel sick
sometimes i see squishy posts in real life
Sometimes I go on /fit/ and find dudes with wide childbearing hips and soft gyno appearances asking how to get buff and it's pretty clear they're low T but they get angry and demoralized cus ppl all keep suggesting they become a femboy or go trans and have ppl hitting on them and suggesting they double down on squats and glute bridges, i'm sure it's very demoralizing that everyone tells you to become a girl when all you want to do is become a more menacing manly man, like imagine if he liked anime it made him gay and retarded i'm sure he would feel very differently but idk
this is an accurate depiction of what happens when you call a boy cute, it melts his brain and makes him do stupid things like crossdress to get more complements
Evangelion doesn't hit as hard when you're an adult. The shows main themes revolve around virgin angst and that gets harder to relate to after you've had sex.
Would you date a chud if he was cute?
it's wild what starving and a year of estrogen does to a mofo, dude went from bishie to girl in a suit
Your Fortune: Abandon All Hope
what do you think about this new dollar design
would you buy
Does Homura fuck Sayaka in the new Madoka Magica movie? This scene in the new trailer looks way too lewd to be them fighting.
Hi 0.0
(Why would the site tying to take me to Chinese ad site?)
Would you fuck a black guy?
I'm so bored without videogames and I need a day or two to recharge my penis for gooning. Should I buy two dollars worth of tiny goldfish and dump them in the local pond for fun? Maybe they'll thrive, reproduce and colonize the entire pond.
Have you ever experienced real love before? The kind of love that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside instead of horny and desperate for sex?
I can't watch anime where the male protagonist is bullied by the female love intrest. It suposed to come off as playful but it just feels mean to me. I would never treat a guy I liked in such a mean spirited way. The worse part is when the male protagonist takes the abuse and just simps afterwards. I dropped so many animes because of this trope.
Should I delete all my gaming save files and quit cold turkey? I want more free time to date and go out but I'm too addicted to videogames to have a social life.
I hung myself on the lateral side in an attempt to avoid blasphemy, but nothing is reedemable for them
Just an ode to a now unforgotten mutilation
Have you ever fantasied about fucking a family member?
Is there anyone here trying to learn Chinese or Japanese? If so I can help,doing some chatting or so.
这里有人想学中文吗？我可以帮忙，聊聊天之类的。
#28931 R: 683 /
F: 2 Eating a days worth of calories across an entire week and I wanna tell everyone!
This is going to be me when I finally grow a huge pair of mommy milkers. Just suckin my massive titty while gooning to hentai.
Please count on me to show you how to behave around normal people.
I keep seeing cute White guys struggle to talk to me even though they have a crush on me. While random black guys aggressively try to rizz and fuck me without any hesitation. What causes White guys to act shy around girls while black guys act the opposite?
Have you ever eaten ass or gotten your ass eaten? Sometime I wonder what it would feel like to have my ass eaten by a cute guy. I don't think I would ever eat a guy's ass unless he was a feminine twink or maybe a cute trans girl.
threeeeeeeeeeee liters of aobahole thats uhh something something oz c:
Do you care if people use your preferred pronouns? I like when my coworkers accidentally use female pronouns with talking about me only to notice afterwards and feel embarrassed. It's like they subconsciously see me as a girl but don't want to admit it.
Everyything in the modern day was kino
except trixie buying movie plots as a subplot it was kind of whatever and didn't land but eh, it's an ongoing character trait I just don't think it's that interesting
but all of the starcatcher/skywishes stuff was garbage
the fact that the actual plot was damaged when the pedoshit was purged isn't really relevant and the jokes might actually be better except where it's awkward, but it's more just that it's slow and tiresome and uninteresting and repetitive
poopsock/pisssock was kino, long chryssy was kino, mari & glimmer was kino, mane 6 was kino, scoots and belle was kino,the pills joke is up there with the very best parts of DoTS/DoTL and might be the best 10 seconds of tamers content ever with the context in mind
but man did the stuff that dragged drag
golly cameos are great
Thoth is stealing my mail again ;_;
2 different orders of Super Cub parts are lost in the mail.
Would you become someone's boywife if given the opportunity?
i dont think these cats are ever going to get better
SQUISHY2 HOSPITALISED. I REPEAT. SQUISHY2 IS IN HOSPITAL.
where is squsihy2?? did she quit streaming forever? i hope she is doing well, and even if she is gone forevber i wont forget any of the time we spent together
i wanna worship a twink/femboy's body and be teased and loved
make me swoon and i will completely submit to you
happy easter squishy, guests left early so i downed like 6 beers by myself, don't even like this brand and i've been debloating but whatever
Your Fortune: You Do Not Wanna Know
dont think about it too much
There was a fire next to my work and I work at a gas station. I ran over and used a fire extinguisher after calling 911. I'm a submissive bottom and I can't handle these kinds of situations. I need to goon to hentai to calm my nerves.
Have you ever tried a girl's breast milk? I kinda wonder what it tastes like.
I haven't left the house all week due to overwork and fatigue. Where should I go tomorrow to have fun?
#53623 R: 90 /
F: 89 someone PLEASE help me remember how to tenshi
squishy reporting in, i'm finally getting closer to agartha. 2 more weeks and the golden age of man will finally come back
Your Fortune: (Rock) Hard Times Ahead
that squishy guy probably vapes cum carts
Anyone else remember this show?
I love the smell of cum but the taste is kinda mid
What's the end goal of being trans? I lost my sex drive, people only want to fuck me for fetish reasons and nobody wants a long-term relationship with a trans girl. Feels like the only reason I get up in the morning is to take my HRT pills and check if my boobs got bigger.
>caramel topping
Dissolve 2oz sugar in 2oz boiling water, do not stir, swish around the whole saucepan.
Wait until it turns dark down and aromatic, quickly pour it into your pudding mold, it will turn into glass very quickly once cool.
>the pudding
Dissolve 3oz sugar in 16oz milk with a splash of vanilla, take it up to a rolling boil and shut off the heat.
Beat 5 eggs vigorously with a fork or whisk until uniform in texture, do not use an electric mixer or blender, you want an even consistency, blending will introduce air bubbles and destroy the texture.
Slowly pour the hot milk into the egg mixture, while stirring vigorously, if the milk is still boiling hot, the egg will cook and make a shitty omelet.
Strain the final egg and milk mixture as you pour it into your mold, this final step removes the stringy egg proteins, giving you the soft silky texture.
Cover the mold with tinfoil and bake the pudding in a bain-marie for 20-30 minutes on low heat, using high heat will leave you with a thick, chewy, bubbly mess.
Let set for 3 hours in the fridge, serves 2-3.
It takes exactly as long to make a small pudding as it does a big pudding, so I recommend tripling everything! ^^
had a long day of cutting into my cartilage and drinking, pretty sure I passed out for a few minutes since I got extremely lightheaded at some point and thought my hands peeled off while wearing gloves, 5-10 minutes after I stopped I got a huge nosebleed that's still lingering around the whole bath basically, clothes stained and shit, couldn't conceal it to the bathtub alone since it was bleeding too bad. took a long shower and i can still feel the blood stuck in my nose, it seems to have gotten stuck in my throat because i feel this weird, solid soreness around that area. don't know how much of life i have left, but i'm certain it's not going to be good
thanks for reaidng my blog
I wish I was born a girl so I could've fucked and married my best friend in high school. He wasn't gay and I wasn't trans yet or even out of the closet. I was stuck always thinking about him while he dated cis girls. He was having sex at an early age while I was home playing Mass Effect on my xbox 360 trying to ignore my gay thoughts. He moved after high school and I never saw him again. I wonder if he'd fuck me now that I've become a trans girl?
Otokonoko♂ sneaks with his suspicious male-dick into a futanari exclusive beauty salon known for making people go "I'm cummiiiinngh" with their eyes wide open, but they find out he has no pussy so he gets pounded by old man dick until he orgasms so hard he passes out!
Your Fortune: Abandon All Hope
https://nhentai.net/g/641648/
i use lidocaine to take the pain away does anyoen else do that
how some of you are acting
the Intrnt is so fast Moving n fun n Condense i nvr Thnk i wont Like it more than the "reals life" , intrnt Is like hyperreal . i hope Ftr I pass thy will Lt me post More whrvr I go for longer. real Lifes is good 2,,, n smtimes is Good 4 less condense too.. lot of Fun is there okay finee But i love Internet and Computer and Anime and Posting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
