i killed a troon fyi suffer!
do you like bbc? this bbc watns me raw
Gay sex with a lot of extra step: 2 men dressed up like women, the dude on the bottom is sealed and restrained in some form of vacuum wrap and is subjected to his weiner getting touched by a very strong vibrator.
No women ever wear these weird costumes and all the queers that do are gay sissies that are into BDSM, specifically bondage and humiliation.
Your Fortune: Extremely Bad Luck Holy Hell What Are You Doing
squishy can u teach me how to play chess i dont get it its too hard
what soil should i use
should i tell my mom i want to be a girl and i want a boyfriend? she'll probably think im a disgusting gay degenerate and probably call me tranny :(
what should i do squioshies???? ples respond because this is very important
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
resisting the urge to fappy myre le bepis so i can make big cummies tomorrow c:
For the first time in my life I get to exist in the same physical space as a mtf tranny and this guy is indistinguishable in mannerism from the normie gays who used to treat me like an outsider for being uninterested in Lady Gaga (except this time I have to imagine it's trooncore and sanrio slop) (also he's 2 heads taller than me)
Kek. I got banned from r/MadokaMagica for making a Kyosuke x Homura thread.
I bought a few bottles of zinc vitamin gummies and I've been eating them everyday and it's made me wanna fap more cuz my bepis keeps feeling tingly and I don't even run out of s*men anymore and my afterglows, the part where bepis-kun feels tingly and sore but also tender and overly sensitive to the touch from the refractory period, they last so much longer than before, the tingly parts and warm fuzzy feelings in my abdomen last for hours it seems like, I nearly came again when I went to go pee right after fapping,
Whose from here? I moved to America and it sucks ass, Canada does too. The whole west has fallen, and my home is no longer mine. Wish people would firebomb synagogues & blow up mosques.
Why does Homura fuck Kyubey in so many of the fan doujins?
some of you
Your Fortune: (Rock) Hard Times Ahead
jeffthread R: 69 /
F: 26im jeffie and this is my thread
What's a Squishy's idea for a perfect date?
why do you feel the need to dance to their songs
nothing else but youre melody matters
living in the ...
i'm telling you what matters
im so lost
living in the balance of my dreaming intensity
intently
???
how you feel is a mystery
why don't you tell me bro
nothing is left here
use us as the key
nothing really matters
but you
no matter what though we help each other grow
too everyone i loved so much here
we helped each other grow
I have spent a not-insignificant amount of the last three days fantasizing about being a little pony and having someone file and buff my hooves
What's squishy's ideal squishmate(partner)? (*・ω・)
Why is there hair on my nipples?
The slam-pigs and femcels on crystal cafe think men should act like this while in a relationship. What do think?
It's Pride Month and sometimes neat stuff happens around town during this time. There's a drag show, a film festival and a screening of Rocky Horror Picture Show with a live shadow cast happening in my town this month. Anything interesting happening where you live?
I haven't drank soda in a really long time. Which one should I buy today?
squishy month for squishy
feelio when you see your old classmate in the store and they haven't noticed you yet so you pretend to browse things really intently in the aisle from where you don't even need anything while waiting for them to pass along
I was promised land 400 years ago on Vancouver island.
Has anyone here tried sex pills like Rhino and Extenze? Do they work and do they make sex feel better in any way?
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the site turned 4 years old today!!
Symbol: The snail is a symbol of resurrection and also virginity.
Vision:
Seeing a snail: your motto should be “slowly but surely”!
A snail retreating into its shell: you expect something from someone, but are being kept in suspense.
Eating snails: you are trying the patience of another person to the limit!
Crushing a snail underfoot: your carelessness is putting you at a great disadvantage—serves you right!
heyy i m innthenmiddlenof thewoods and indint have enougu battwrybforna flash pictute lol pleasnepraybfonme
random question that you should not assign any real level of importance to (unless you want to):
does ur mind do something where after observing people or kinda just existing in a space that you can observe things happening in (if u can, then u will), over time u start building up a bunch of associatoins about their behaviors and mannerisms and the aethetic sense of the things they choose to post and the certain specific word choices in combination with the way they’re used by default or in certain contexts and this all keeps building up until u essentially have a represntation of them inside ur head that u can recognise things that align to that concept from the slightest hints
and these associations of associations continue to grow without really even needing to think about it at all, but if you do choose to think about it, you can recreate and embody those assocations and the interactions between those ideas/people in your memory, like a little microcosm of reality that you can choose to (dis)embed into yourself
and when you thinjk of anything, any expression you can think of will also remind you of all the stuff that references that expression, when you make a refernce ur referencing the entire history of a memory that only makes sense to you and whoever else has that memory, and sometimes you do this with a vague sense of hope that, somehow, someone might know exactly what you’re saying to them, almost like it was a direct message designed and encoded specifically for their mind’s exact resonant frequency, a shared memory sparked by the empty space between worlds
a memory of a dream is still a memory
What do you like to do for fun? I'm bored on my days off and just walk around town for a few hours with no real destination. I quit videogames last month and now have way too much free time.
the site has been just moved to a different server
performance, especially when posting, should be improved
since the DNS records changed, i'm currently forwarding connections from the old server, but i will probably stop that pretty soon, so if the site stops loading for you you might want to clear your dns cache, although your computer should eventually get the new record on its own
during the move i was also forced to finally get around updating the board software, which i guess is a good thing since it was 4 years out of date at this point, but if you notice anything weird, let me know...
Q: Why do tigers keep getting lost?
A: Because jungle is massive, innit?
I finally saved up enough money to get my other nipple pierced. This one hurt so much more because hrt made my boobs more sensitive. At least now I have a matching pair.
Post your stories in this thread and I'll upload them to AO3 under the username: "Squishy4Sale"
I like to wake up at six in the morning to go for long walks around town. The streets are really empty and there's no people around to bother me at that hour. I listen to music while on these walks and wonder if anyone here has some song recommendations?
Maud is my favorite pony
followed by Starlight
why does everyone hate me its alright you can tell me if you hate me it wont hurt my feelings since it feels like that anyway i just need to know so i can stop bothering you
if u Post engh cute Things u will make a cute World around u and the net Spirits will tell the Other ones that u like this Stuff so u will Get it easier okay this is Squishy2 learning For u U ll all
I hate working in a black neighbourhood! I keep getting sexually harassed by black men!
Is anyone here a virgin? If you are a virgin then may I ask why?
Any troons wannna live inna woods? I might go back to Canada to do it. Sick of living in America, I live in a one bed one bath and do not pay rent. But it still sucks ass.
>imagine inna woods
guys whose with me?
ay bunkie
i'm making some oxtail soup
you want some?
bad religions by old standards
new soul trend set forever
ego entranced by a higher self
high art, beauty, and that voice
its just a lack of moderation
its just me and you and only one exists
why do hentai artists write stuff like this
is he trying to make me bust a nut or burst a laugh?
since beginning to occupy myself with s4s again, i have been forced to recognize grave mistakes in what i wrote in my first thread.
for more than one reason what i post here will have points of contact with what other people are posting today. if my posts do not bear a name which marks them as mine, i do not wish to lay any further claim to them as my property. i make them public with doubtful feelings.
it is not impossible that it should fall to the lot of this work, in its poverty and in the darkness of this time, to bring light into one brain or another -- but, of course, it is not likely.
i should not like my threads to spare other people the trouble of thinking. but, if possible, to stimulate someone to thoughts of his own.
i should have liked to produce a good thread. this has not come about, but the time is past in which i could improve it.
Your Fortune: Extremely Bad Luck Holy Hell What Are You Doing
I was rewatching Madoka Magica and realsed why I resonated with the characters so much growing up as a trans teen. Each of the girls go through something relatable to the trans experience:
>Madoka is insecure and wants to change to feel better about herself
>Mami is lonely and pretends to be something she's not to make friends and play the part of a role model to Sayaka and Madoka
>Sayaka had body dysmorphia after finding out she's a zombie and is too disgusted with herself to pursue a relationship with her crush. Only to find someone that cares about her and relates to her with Kyoko.
>Kyoko is hated by her family and made homeless after they discover she's a magical girl and shuns the world out of spite
>Homura doesn't care about appeasing other people or fitting in. She only cares about the one person that gives her the validation and confidence to change.
'm going 2 b gone 4 a while and i bn busy sry no Streams maybe thhre will b 1 Tmrw but fftr that it'll b like a Week again i think lovelovelove
last night I took my dildo into the shower with me and had a good time, I used some of my extra stringy lube and fapped my dildo while sucking it off, the mixture of the stringy lube and the thickened saliva from suppressing my reflex made it feel like someone came in my mouth repeatedly and I was so horny from the hypnotic repetitive succing motions that I started frotting the wall and ended up cummhgng handsfree, maybe I should buy a second dildo so I can imagine getting spit-roasted and stuff uuuuuhhhgggg
I always assume the average chud is cute behind the screen but when they post a pic of themselves they always turn out to be fat, gross and hairy in real life. It makes it hard to become a tradwife when every based and redpilled poster is kinda icky to look at.
due to popular demand the site is now actually being regularly backed up for the first time ever
that's right, there's 20 gigabytes of gay stuff and increasing securely stored in my parents living room right now
squishy when he run out of sugar
I tried making fried chicken using a different recipe and failed miserably.
Don't use buttermilk for the batter it slides right off when you stick the chicken in the oil.
Just dip the chicken in egg and then put it in seasoned flower!
The uncoated oily chicken was so disgusting it was inedible!
ew gross there are threads here that are years old
new thread on the w,eird s4s
what ya think so far
there's still some stuff i need to get over here and maby rearrange the stuff some time
for now it's like this
>caramel topping
Dissolve 2oz sugar in 2oz boiling water, do not stir, swish around the whole saucepan.
Wait until it turns dark down and aromatic, quickly pour it into your pudding mold, it will turn into glass very quickly once cool.
>the pudding
Dissolve 3oz sugar in 16oz milk with a splash of vanilla, take it up to a rolling boil and shut off the heat.
Beat 5 eggs vigorously with a fork or whisk until uniform in texture, do not use an electric mixer or blender, you want an even consistency, blending will introduce air bubbles and destroy the texture.
Slowly pour the hot milk into the egg mixture, while stirring vigorously, if the milk is still boiling hot, the egg will cook and make a shitty omelet.
Strain the final egg and milk mixture as you pour it into your mold, this final step removes the stringy egg proteins, giving you the soft silky texture.
Cover the mold with tinfoil and bake the pudding in a bain-marie for 20-30 minutes on low heat, using high heat will leave you with a thick, chewy, bubbly mess.
Let set for 3 hours in the fridge, serves 2-3.
It takes exactly as long to make a small pudding as it does a big pudding, so I recommend tripling everything! ^^
bambi sleep good girl points
I got a faucet filter for my kitchen sink because I got tired of refilling a ten gallon water jug every week. How do you get your drinking water?
I wanna kill myself soon can't take it hate being a hon. This is torturous what the fuck did I do repressing.
how do i break the cycle?
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Should I hire a male prostitute?
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I met a really cute trans girl yesterday. She had long messy hair, lip piercings and wore tons of eye makeup. I tried talking to her but she panicked and scuttled away.
these dont taste like chili cheese hotdogs at all
Does anyone here have a cock piercing? Is it worth it and should I get one? I don't use my penis for sex and I think it would look good on me.
r u a true christian? do you go to church every sunday or are u a ebil devil worshiper?
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squishy unboxing videos, they scream and tear up the squishy in aggravation if they get a common, they scream and destroy the squishy amidst all the excitement if they get a rare or sparkly one, I really don't get it
##fortubr
I think this site is finally dead. What killed it?
I get free food from my local church every week. It's mostly fruit, bread, veggies and random stuff. The church people sometimes look at me funny for being trans but I'm too autistic to care. One time I got a whole box of pomegranates and spent the whole day removing the bitter rind and eating the red juicy bits. It was the first time I ate pomegranate and I fell in love with the fruit ever since.
>squishy isn't a real person take your meds
I think I figured something out about “voting rights.”
Turns out “voting rights” are actually a censorship law. For instance, black people were allowed to vote before the 3/5ths law and the jiggers were used to skew results, which is why the law was created originally. The “right to vote” for them was in actuality a ban on ever saying they should not be allowed to vote. Same with women’s suffrage as well as interracial marriage. Interracial marriage was never banned in America, it was only a right for certain people who could actually read to refuse it, which was then removed. Women’s suffrage likely deleted entire movements throughout history of recorded women’s votes, as the idea that a nigger was voting and not a whore is pretty thin.
Every single “rights” law is a censorship law
This is literally just a gambling substitute now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jogo_do_bicho
It ironically doesn’t even change much from the actual gambling game. It’s funny that they went from producing top-of-the-line entertainment to shit like Pokopia which is hideous and like two hours long. The game thirty years prior was fucking 40-60, if you actually played it. Pokemon fans had nothing to cling to so this evolution of the fanbase into gambling addicts makes a lot of sense. Maybe it will benefit you finally, financially, if not in entertainment or actual value. All we have to do is rob children of their limited cards and sweat over the resale for less than minimum wage per hour.
I had a guy approach me once and offer to just pay me 100$ to buy him a box set because he was going to flip it for 200$ but hit his limit at the store. I turned him down because I’m not a greedy jobless retard, but it’s amazing that Pokemon used to reference video games and now references a perceived investment. No one talks about actual games with random people, no one trades Pokemon, they just hope the stock option pays off this time.
>Step 1:
Get behind the register
>Step 2:
Push the button that says "Safe Drop" on the touch screen. That will open the cash register but don't expect more than fifty dollars.
How to get extra cash:
>Step 1:
Find the touch screen safe. It's next to the cash register.
>Step 2:
Push the button that says "Vent Tube".
>Step 3:
The safe will ask you for a 4 digit password. Sometimes the password is written next to the safe but if it isn't you can guess. It's usually the same four numbers like "1111" or "9999".
>Step 4
Push the $20 option and you'll get $60 - $80 dollars dropped in a plastic roll on the bottom.
Are you cute because you're a bunny or are you a bunny because you are cute?
Your Fortune: Bad Luck
