There was a shooting at my gas station! Cops closed the station and turned it into a crime scene! I'm just a wagie and a submissive bottom! Why does all the bad stuff happen to me!!!
One of the police officers thinks I'm a girl
There's so many cops
didn't you get moved yet anyway this is your chance to rizz a cop
>>68735 I was just filling in for a day at a random station for some extra money. I wasn't expecting a drive by shooting and full blown police investigation with me as a witness. I just want to go home and goon to calm my nerves.
>>68730 (OP) be careful >>68731 cute
I found this post interesting. Upvote.
>>68731 r u qt?
protect squishies at all costs
>>68731 When they find out you have a penis you're going straight to jail for giving a false report. You're getting a strip search and everything.
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