A dick is like 10,000 miles
You see a girl who took five dicks and you think, hey only 50k miles isn’t too bad it’s almost brand new
You see a car with 100,000 miles and you think damn, ten dicks? I really shouldn’t ride this, I can do better. You buy it anyways
20 dicks is pussy turning inside-out rotten, fender falling off dragging the ground and exhaust sputtering every time you turn it on. It’s fucking revolting and you don’t want it.
300,000 miles is literally might-as-well-be-dead, 30 dicks is street walking hooker OD’ing on fent any day now.
A dick is 10,000 miles.